Hi, my name is GG Bond. I am the first postdog in Leon’s family and the only one allowed to sit on the couch without explainning my presence in O(1) time. My primary research area is in the optimization of snack retrieval systems, where I have defensed my thesis on Improving Treat Dispensation Efficiency Using Puppy-Eye Protocols.

I am a mini goldendoodle so my ball fetching is a completely stochastic process (in fact, 48.21% of the time). Not only so, I am also researching a markov chain approach to chase my tail, a seemingly chaotic behavior that can have underlying probabilistic principals – especially when it results in my humans laughing and giving me belly rubs.